Of course IM in
Love
You
darlING

the upper case words spell out Im lying

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

Im walkin to the bus
and on my face another frozen teardrop
and i ask myself...
why the hell do i live so far from the phuckin bus stop?

Me and my friend were talking about third wheels, and tricycles. This is what she said:
You know that a tricycle has four wheels right. One in the front one in the back and one on each side.
She thought a tricycle was a bike with training wheels.

OMG. Guess what. I HAVE A TIME MACHINE! The only thing is it only moves forward...and well...in regular time...

Practice safe EaTiNg
Always use CoNdImEnTs!!

My health teacher told us that! I loved it! Lol

Love is a good dream and then you wake up!

Put the bum in the river
and give him a bath
then we will hang out
in your grovie van pad
Livin Purple "Right On"

Its not rape if u enjoy it.

A black cat crossing your path mean the animal is GOING SOMEWHERE