Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • F@#$ peopel who talk about me behind my back caue they dont havea llife any way theyr just goin make shot up to make them feel better.

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  • 2 words guys ^H^A^T^E:
    Don't & Stop....
    Unless you put them ~.t.o.g.e.t.h.e.r.~

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  • I ain't so pretty,
    I ain't so fine,
    but dat don't mean,
    I can't make u mine.

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  • 92% of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Repost this if you are the 8% who would be laughing your a*s off!!!

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  • Everytime I decide to give you another chance I smack myself in the head!!!

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  • Cry me a river, but don't drown it!!!

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  • I'm not his stalker! I'm his girlfriend. =]

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  • My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b!+ch.

    --Jack Nicholson

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  • Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

    --Rodney Dangerfield

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  • You know "that look" women get when they want sex?

    Me neither.
    --Steve Martin

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