A sK8r BrOkE mY hEaRt So I bRoKe HiS bOaRd MaYbE hE'lL lEaRn!!!

MEN. You cant live with them and you cant ..... no thts it

IF Women WERE MADE TO CHASE MEN,
THEN SHOULDN'T HAVE GOD MADE MEN WORTH CHASING?

DON'T HATE ME CAUZ I'M BUITIFUL,
HATE ME CAUZ YOUR MAN THINKS I AM

... GUYS ARE LiKE MARTiNiS...
ONES NOT ENOUGH...
BUT TWOS TOO MANY...

Worst pick up line:

Baby did you fart? .... because you blow me away!

All i want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same

When scientists discover the center
of the universe, don't be surprised
when it isn't you

Ther aint an I in s-l-u-t but there is a U

...i FART BEHiND THE PRETTY PEOPLE...
iT MAKES THEM LOOK AND SMELL BAD... LOL

-MY FRiEND TOLD ME THAT AND i THOUGHT iT WAS WiCKED FUNNY