Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • ...i FART BEHiND THE PRETTY PEOPLE...
    iT MAKES THEM LOOK AND SMELL BAD... LOL

    -MY FRiEND TOLD ME THAT AND i THOUGHT iT WAS WiCKED FUNNY

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  • Fat chicks bounce
    this chick'll [pounce
    leave him alone
    you take hime home
    and i'll make it known
    you're a ho(E)

    (couldn't think of nutin 2 write)

    by kida
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  • Roses r red
    violets r blue
    i hate you i hate him too
    the only reason i hate him too
    is coz he choze you....

    by kida
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  • Sexy is what u call her when u want sex,
    Hot is what u call her when u want to be freinds
    but beautiful is what u call her when u want to make her smile

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  • When complimented, smile and say "I know"

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  • My feelings for u no words can tell.
    Except for maybe,
    "go to hell!"

    hehehe

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  • Luv may be beautiful,
    Luv may be bliss.
    I only slept wit u
    because i was pissed.

    lol, i got it from my friend's sister hehe =)

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  • I see ur face when i am dreaming...

    that's y i always wake up screaming.

    hhehe =D

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  • When Life hands you lemons make lemonade or....................................................................... GRAB THE TEQUILA AND SALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *Now that\'s a motto 2 live by!*

    by Lix
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  • Hey i would love to give anyone advice about ANYTHING!! love, friends, life and even depression im here just email me at smileaway21@hotmail.com

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