I am looking for a girl not too funny and not too sad, not too ugly and not too beautiful, not too skinny and not too fat, are you the one !!!

You see that girl?
the only reason
she uses makeup
is to hide that
big sign on her
forehead that says:
" FAKE " .

Is that the new camel shirt your wearing, cause I can see the bumps in them

Love is like raw hamburger meat.. great when its fresh, but if you leave it out it will all go bad

"All bow your heads for the man's prayer:
I'm a man, but I can change.
If I have to.
I guess." - Red Green show, weekly, PBS

God did not create men and women equal...don't worry; give him time, and he'll evolve

You can't make a person love you...you can only stalk them and hope for the best.
-Anonymous

They keep saying the right guy is right around the corner, Well I guess I must be walking in circles.

When i think of him, i think of candy, nice and sweet!!

When i think of her i think of Santa,
Ho(e) Ho(e) Ho(e)!!!!

The time i see you
I feel all weird why is it that?
maybe because i cant handle the truth..