He loves me. he loves me not.he loves me.he loves me not...screw this i GIVE UP!

I wish I was a teddy bear sitting on your bed, so everytime you dreamnt of someone else, I could kick you in the head.

Behind every successfull man there's a woman cleaning up after him

Behin every successfull woman there's a man who broke her heart

I looked into your eyes and saw an angel there...
I looked a bit to the side and laughed!! sory but ur pimples make you look funny, cant help it!

Mii && my friiends are tiighter then a fatt kiid iin spandex!

Mii && my friiends are tiighter then a fatt kiid iin spandex!

I don't want to dance and no I don't want a chance All I want you to do is take off your pants

Look at the ground
now look at a leaf
here's my feet
i step on the leaf
now.....you're ruined!

I'm the dog
you're the cat
now......i chase you.

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese