If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Hey i would love to give anyone advice about ANYTHING!! love, friends, life and even depression im here just email me at smileaway21@hotmail.com

THe niiCe mEn R uGly...tHe hAndSome mEn aRe mEan..tHe niiCe hAndSOme mEn R gAy

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet and so are you,
but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head

Dont flatter yourself sweetie
[ the only fan you have;
is the one on your ceiling ]

~*Friends are like Condoms, They'll Protect you when things get hard*~

Pussy is like left overs if it smells bad DONT eat it!!

I hate you..and then i love you it's like i want to throw you off the cliff the run to the bottom to catch you

I WAS GOING TO BUY MY GIRLFRIEND A WATCH THE OTHER DAY..........THEN I REMEMBERED THERE'S A CLOCK ON THE OVEN - MY MATE CAI

Theres nothing a girl wants more then something she cant have..