Now why is it when a guy hangs out with all girls he is considered gay but when he hangs out with all guys he is considered straight

DON'T HAVE SEX.

YOU'LL GET PREGNANT...

AND DIE.

Jack and jill went up the hill
to have a little fun
stupid jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son

.::Lets Make A Deal... You Dont Broke My Heart And Ill Tell My Dad To Put Away His Shotgun::.

... REASONS WHY A GiNGERBREAD MAN iS BETTER THEN A BOY...
1)THEY WONT YELL @U
2)THEY WiLL LiSTEN
3)THEY WONT TALK BACK TO U
4)AND iF THEY MAKE YOU MAKE YOU CAN ACCTUALLY BiTE HiS HEAD OFF...

Good things take time, like to fall in love,
but shit happens all the time, like falling on ur back!!

You are like a candy bar: half sweet, and half nuts

Men are like a deck of cards:
You need a heart to love them
A dimond to marry them
Aclub to bash thier heads in
And a spade to barry the body

MATURE MEN THERE IS NO SUCH THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

GUYS ARE LIKE BUSES...THEY COME AND GO AND SOMETIMES THEY COMEBACK!!