Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • My life sucks
    Your life sucks
    Let's suck together!

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  • Life with men is like a deck of cards:
    You need a heart to love them,
    A diamond to marry them,
    a club to beat them,
    and a spade to bury the bastards.

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  • I'm a wiashful thinker with the worst intentions......

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  • [boy kisses girl]
    [girl hugs boy]
    boy: "please tell me that's ur flashlight"

    lol-get it?

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  • She's a skank, he's a player. Uhh...why aren't they together?!?!

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  • Roses are red violets are blue b**** get the hell out of my view!

    by monkey
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  • If your heart was broken
    you'd be DEAD.

    SO SHUT UP.

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  • A drug to me you are.....YOu make me happy when i'm on you!

    by Megan
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  • Push, harder, stress, sweating, speed, concentration, relaxation, and heavy breathing. All are symptoms of playing a good video game.

    by Oscar
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  • When she talks you listen, it's that, when you talks she ignores, in the end she still get's everything.

    by Oscar
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