Relationships are caring, loving, and sweet. excepth of course the ones that aren't meant to be, i call those relationshits.

Listen to her, no matter what she says listen to her. that way you can throw it back in her face during a fight.

TO me YOur not just the world...YOur everything that i hold...My heart, My sorrow, and even my feellling that are deep deep inside. So please dont hurt me for i know somethen to...I have the keys to you car...and I know how much its worth to you ;)

My last boyfriend called me "Cute"
I smashed his face in with a hammer.

Now he's.... "Cute"

"banana, banana, banana!"

Guys and dipers should be changed often for the same dam reason!

*Why are girls so naive? He didnt unbutton your blouse for a better view of your heart*

We're like two peas in an iPod.

~Me

Guys are like diapers, they're always on your butt and they're always full of crap

just a cute lil thing i heard

The other day a woman came up to me and said, "Didn't I see you on television?"
I said, "I don't know. You can't see out the other way." -- Emo Phillips