Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • ...{Well they say that love is a bolt from the blue..but was is a bolt, but a glorified screw?}...

    by XxFallenxFromxGracexX
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  • People say smiling brings good aura, but when some stranger smiled at me, say a guy maybe, i think they bring more creep than a good aura!!!

    by leinhart
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  • A KISS BLOWN IS A KISS WASTED...THE ONLY KISS IS A KISS TASTED!

    by nadosh passion
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  • WHEN DID YOU NOTICE BABI…THAT ALL ALONG IT WAS I THAT LOVED YOU
    WHEN DID YOU NOTICE BABI…THAT A GIRL MUST MOVE ON
    NOW DO YOU NOTICE BABI…I DON’T WANT YOU BACK!!

    by Jesskah
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  • Men are nothing but secrets and lie's
    so when you get screwed over
    dont be surprised!

    by kirstie
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  • If you live your life happily you will present your self as a happy induvisual so keep a smile on and brighten other peoples
    day

    by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawson
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  • If you love someone, take care of her
    Is she's dumb, teach her
    If she's weak, make her strong
    If she falls, help her stand

    And if she didn't loved you back
    kick her ass, punch her nose, break her bones

    (la lang magawa)

    by Llordhemir
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  • If men had periods....
    They'd brag about their tampon size....
    then they would be commas
    and michael jackson would have exclamation marks

    ** my friend and me redid this**

    by TAKEN BY THE BEST
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  • Children in the dark causes accidents,
    accidents in the dark causes children.

    by abigailho
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  • ***~dont hate me bcuz im beautiful, hate me bcuz i stole your boyfriend~***

    by twiztid4life
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