Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • There are four animals after sex...can you guess what they are?

    2 tired A-S-S-E-S
    1 wet pussy
    and
    1 dead COCK

    by Lacey
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  • You're hot!!

    ** Please Not That This May Not apply to you

    by xINxLOVEx
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  • I'm the only reason your parents like you

    by holly
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  • Go 2 ur window,
    sit on ur bed,
    look at da stars
    and pray in ur head..
    "I dont need a guy,
    I dont need a friend,
    I need sumone who's good in bed !

    Thought of by: me!

    -original =)

    by Antuane
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  • Always wear cute pajamas to bed cuz u never know who might be in ur dreams...!!!!

    by nadosh passion
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  • You are the styrofoam peanuts to the poorly-packed cardboard box of my soul.

    by Hannah
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  • Having the love of your life break up with you and say, "We can still be friends." is like your dog dieing and your mom saying, "You can still keep it."

    by Hannah
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  • Guy: "You hit me in the mouth with the remote."
    Girl: "You broke my heart twice."
    Guy: "Ok. We're even."

    by twisted reality
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  • ... They say a little hard work won't kill you...
    but i don't want to risk it...

    by Dancing On The Ceiling
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  • D0N`T BE SiiLLY!!!!

    WRAP UR WiiLLY!!

    (MAKE SURE HE D0ESZ, CUSZ iiF HE D0N`T, U W0N`T KN0W WUT HAPPENED...0H N0 U W0N`T. U`LL THiiNk EVERYTHiiNG WiiLL BE FiiNE, BUT WHEN iiT C0MESZ, HE'LL SAY "iiT AiiN`T MiiNE!!")

    by Just Keara
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