A male friend who is not a " B0YFRiEND "is just a boyfriend under glass.BREAK iN CASE 0F EMERGENCY

Calling with sweet lovely name
sound nice and loved
honet babe sweet heart
love you
wink

You're unique, just like everyone else....

What do u say when u see ur tv floating away in the middle of the night.... Drop it nigga

Men are like dipers... full of shit and always on your ass!!!

Whenever i see you my heart races... like a FAT man chasing a runaway doughnut!!

Shut your eyes
Open your mouth
I'll give you a surprize

Women are like corn mazes, the deeper you go the more confusing they get.

Being erotic is using just one feather, being kinky is using the whole chicken

Life is like a box of chocolate,
You never know what flavor you're going to get.

So if life is like a box of chocolate,
How come i keep on getting the nastiest flavor?