Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • I gave my word to stop at third

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  • Men- cant live with em, cant kill em!

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  • Men, you cant live with em.....thats bout it!

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  • I thought he ws the one until i met you but i told him i would love him till the day i die im such a b i t c h i put blood on our sheets 2 fake my death just so he wouldnt say i lied!

    by kida
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  • Im young free and single i just want to mingle with you baby

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  • I'm not a tease, I'm just a reminder of what you can't have!!!

    by Laura
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  • Dont be a fool, cover your tool!

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  • Dont be a toad, cover your load!

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  • Dont be silly, wrap your willy!

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  • Mirror, Mirror
    On the wall,
    Make 'em beg,
    Make 'em crawl

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