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Okay my boyfriend is just a piece of pork, but hey it isnt my fault that im a dork! |
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Boy:whose the boy i saw you making out with last night? |
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IF tHe OnLy WaY wE cOuLd B tOgEtHeR wAs In My DrEaMs I'd SlEeP fOrEvEr |
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Asking girls out is tricky. Gone are the days of pulling your d--- out. |
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Men! There's no need to tell ur m8's that u wear the trousers in ur relationship it's obvious! |
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Sex is hereditary - if your parents didn't have it, neither will you. |
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If ever there was a time that i wished i werent me, it would have been the time i said "i love you", to you, and you looked away.... |
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Sooooo hot.....want to touch the hiney.... |
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Have you ever noticed if you rearrange the letters in "mother in law" it spells "woman hitler"? |
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Be nice to your kids, |