If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good,
you should run for your life.

Fact:
only humans and dolphins have s e x for pleasure...

go chicka dolphins cuz them guy dolphin.. whoohoo. damn..lol

Fun Fact:
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. s e x is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever ..

ok whatever the hell hay fever is..

Just because God made you my stupid fat ugly cousin doesn't mean i need to feel sorry and love you.

Eye wnt 2 # u, think about it, its really funny.
-megannorris-

S3x is like air.. its only importand if ure not gettin any

Avoid hangovers...stay drunk

He's the cutest, sweetest, nicest, greatest, most romantic, most insensitive jerk i have ever met!

Boy you fine drop your pance i'll drop my skirt boy get down and i'll make you work i'll work you so hard you will fart lol

I'm
a crazy freak in love with a geek