Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • GuYz ArE LiKe ThE aPeNdIx, WhEn ThEy'Re ThErE ThEy R a PaIn, WhEn YoU lOsE iT YoU FiNd OuT U DiDnT NeEd It In ThE FiRsT PlAcE!!!!!!!!

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  • Love Makes A Man Think Almost As Of A Woman As He Thinks Of Himself

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  • When A Man Opens The Car For His Wife, It's Either A New Car Or A New Wife lol

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  • To Be A Good Girlfriend.

    RULE 1. let your boyfriend know when you are having cramps or period. you do not want him to make you angry. when your period or cramps settle you would not want to regret hurting or even killing (you psycho women) him.

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  • I miss my ex-boyfriend, but my aim is improving.

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  • Babey hold me tight
    you know i love you
    (at least for the night)

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  • Pick me up for a date
    i promise you we wont be late

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  • Dont ask me what im wearing
    ask me what im not

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  • You can get in my box.
    -Kristen

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  • He boke my heart
    so i broke his jaw