Have yall ever had a boyfriend and you fell in love with him but then yall broke up and he told you he was gay.........I HAVE

im serious my ex told me this

An apple a day, keeps the doctor away. but if the doctors cute, screw the fruit!

Im not just all that and a bag of chips,
Im all that and the whole party mix!!!

HA HA HA, just thought i'd post it here. It's not mine i just thought it was funny...

~*Boys don't do what us girls do...they do what we tell them to do*~

Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks

"Behind every gifted woman, there's often a rather talented cat."

-Someone from a forum's signiture

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Guys are dumb. Lets poke them with sporks!!

I saw this on an icon and thought it was funny.

Zippy and bungle went to the jungle to have sum marvelous fun but zippy got silly zipped out his willy and stuck it up bungles bum !

Remember my name? Remember my face? cuz dere aint no1 else who can take my place!