My boyfriend and i broke up. he wanted to get married and i didnt want him to.

Why don't you go and put a condom on your head cuz if you're gonna act like a d i c k you might as well get dressed up.

PLEASE COMMENT ON MY POEMS... IVE ADDED ALOT AND ID REALLY LIKE SOMEONES AND EVEN EVERYONES OPION ON THEM.... PLEASE COMMENT!
~*~Ashley

To ask for some space
is exactly like saying "Leave me the hell alone.."

For the world you are nothing
For me you don't even exist....

There was a man called dave who dug a whøre outta her grave she woz mouldy as shït an missin a tït but fink of the money he saved!

I might be dating you...but i like your friend!

Remember when you was younger the boys said you had cooties but now you can't even walk past them without them grabin your bootie.

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake"

Pucker Your Lips And Close Your Eyes,
And Get Ready For A Big Surprise!