Roses are nasty, violets are gay...and they remind me of you everyday!

There are three sides to an arguement;
your side, my side, and the right side.

Lifes a garden. dig it.

"Tina! Com get your dinner you fat lard! Gosh!" -Nepolean off of Nepolean Dinomite..

Girls work on our LOOKS instead of our MiNd. Because we K N O W guys are StUpId not BLIND.

Girls like me live like queens.. but h0e$ like you live on their knees

1 in 4 ppl are CrAzZy so take 3 FrIeNdS n if der FiNe den its u!

~on a fridge magnet~

You can fall from the sky
you can fall from the tree
but the best way too fall
is in love wit me

God made coke, god made pepsi, god made my man soo damn sexy!

**stand up tall , dont be scared and KICK his ASS!