Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • My boyfriend said this to me and I thought it was really had to think about it:
    " If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
    lol it was cute.And i;m slow so it took a while.

    by brittany
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  • If Life Gives You Lemons Make Lemonade. . .
    If Life Gives You A Wonderful Man Make Babies!

    by Heather
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  • There is one thing in common with men and dogs...they both like to chase pussys.

    by Alayna Marie
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  • Hey every1.. plz comment on my stuf.. i will relle aprreciate it.. thanx lotsz

    *samantha*

    by Samantha
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  • Have you ever been through a car wash...
    With out a car?

    by ashley
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  • I thought of writing a sick and twisted poem,
    and dedicating it to you,
    but maybe I'll just write your name,
    ...yes I think that that will do.

    by Alyshia
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  • Roses are red
    Violents are blue
    Sugar is sweet
    and so are you.

    *a boy wrote this to me in like 5th grade it was sweet but really fun so can anyone tell me-- what are VIOLENTS? lol

    by Jesslyn
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  • I know you love my lady lumps.

    by MiSZ ALAiNA
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  • Men who don't cheat.....ALIENS

    by Nissreen
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  • Do u believe in love at first sight.................or shall i walk past again?

    by **baby_girl**
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