If Life Gives You Lemons Make Lemonade. . .
If Life Gives You A Wonderful Man Make Babies!

There is one thing in common with men and dogs...they both like to chase pussys.

Hey every1.. plz comment on my stuf.. i will relle aprreciate it.. thanx lotsz

*samantha*

Have you ever been through a car wash...
With out a car?

I thought of writing a sick and twisted poem,
and dedicating it to you,
but maybe I'll just write your name,
...yes I think that that will do.

Roses are red
Violents are blue
Sugar is sweet
and so are you.

*a boy wrote this to me in like 5th grade it was sweet but really fun so can anyone tell me-- what are VIOLENTS? lol

I know you love my lady lumps.

Men who don't cheat.....ALIENS

Do u believe in love at first sight.................or shall i walk past again?

You and I are great friends, you cry I cry, you fight I fight, you jump off a bridge.....I'm gonna miss you dumb ass"

LOL ......