Picking your nose doesn't mean you're a bad person. It's what you do with the booger.

Says the difference between OooooH & AaaaaaH is About three inches......

A good man is hard to find, or is it the other way around, a hard man is good to find?

Wonders...Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying, "If you build it, they will come

Girls say its not the size of the boat that counts, its the motion in the ocean... Well its pretty f**kin hard to get to England in a row boat.

Eff~You~See~Kay Why~oh~you <~~~ read again slowly until you "get" it.

Who can name the 7 great kings who ave brought immense happiness in 2 people's lifes ?? Drin-King, Fuc-King, Lic-King, Suc-King, Span-King, Smo-King and Wan-king

Is going out to meet some of my favorite men Jim, Jack, Jose, & Johnny Red & Black . Who I decide to swallow tonight will be decided when i arrive .

Has already met Mr Player, Mr Bullshiter, Mr f**kabout, Mr Jealous, Mr Slag, Mr 'Issue', Mr Stress, Mr 'I think with my knob' so is Mr Right next? Doubt it

Thinks procrastination is a lot like masturbation... At first it seems like a really fun idea, but in the end you realize that you're just f**king yourself