Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • When life gives you limes and you dont want them, simply say no thank you and give them back.

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  • "Love's an excuse to put up with shit that you shouldn't"

    by Unamed
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  • If You Don't Turn Around
    & Look At Me Anytime Soon..
    People Are Gonna Start Calling Me A
    STALKER.

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  • I was dead the second u walk through that door, my heart skipped a beat for u

    by Jeff
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  • God has seemed to have given me the ability to understand what people want to hear, and then say what they need to hear.

    by Chris
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  • That 70's show
    jackie: poor person, where's my drink??
    fez: where's your drink?
    wheres my drink?
    you wanna know where your drink is..its up ur ass

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  • The words have discovered us and placed us with the scientific name "Noun".

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  • Sweet dreams of you holding me in your arms, make it last forever, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE UNPLUG MY ALARM??

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  • PLEASE READ ME NEW POEM LOVE N MUSIC

    by Punkin
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  • -"I'm a sweet marshmellow who needs smore love, but i'm missing the chocolate and the passionate fire!"

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