Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • If love is blind i"ll find my way back to you :)

    by aki019
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  • I miss you like a retard misses a point!!!!!

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  • John and Marissa sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes Love Than comes Marriage. Than comes an abrupt tragic miscarriage. Then comes blame then comes despair. 2 <3s dmged byond repair. John leaves Marissa, and takes the tree. D-I-V-O-R-C-E

    by Mike
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  • "That's the problem with drinking, I thought. If something bad happens, you drink in an attempt to forget. If something good happens, you drink in order to celebrate. And if nothing happens, you drink to make something happen."

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  • He makes my inside sing la la la la la la la la

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  • If only I knew math like I knew boys

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  • Life is sex you can't have.

    (just not fair)

    by Mike
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  • I.M.in my friend:
    i like who?? cough cough..hack hack
    me: wtf
    cough cough brb..i need some water
    --sign off

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  • Theres a lil bad in everybody, a lil good in the worst of us, and a lil freak in all of us :D

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  • Love may be blind but jealousy has 20-20 vision

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