My love for you is like the NILE RIVER; it flows and flows and flows forever.

"Don't you make fun of me you british bastard."

(off of So You Think You Can Dance)

Sorry.
I won't be giving you my heart this year,
But I do have another throbbing organ
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He makes me smile so much ma cheekz hurt

None of these condoms are big enough!

My friend:I'm still hungry
Me: Gosh bre your never satisfied are you.
My friend: Yeah thats what she said last night...
Me: HAHA OOOOO!

Its not that you suck at everything your just not as talented as me.. lol

The perfect color for a smiley face is the refelxion of the sun in a rainy day puddle.

*written by:Chandra Jones*

When I yawn it's not because I'm tired of you I'm exhausted from my heart beating to fast.

*written by: Chandra Jones*

If I had one arm and I was eating ice cream I'd throw it away so I can could your hand.

*Written by: Chandra Jones*