I'm a sex pixie. =]

Things not to tell your ex if they tell you how they still have feelings for you, "Dun dun dunnnn~ The plot thickens!"

Boy: I love you.
Girl: Wow, I suppa love myself too;
but I like the hell out of you.

Violence may not be the best option -
But it's still an option!

Which refrigerator did you place your heart in? It's so damn cold.

Stop playing hard to get. It looks stupid on you.

You said you would die without me, so then why are you still alive? lol

I used to get butterflies whenever i knew i was going to see you that day and when i did, The world would just fade away and it would be just you and me..
But things changed and now its just me..
</3

Define player: my exboyfriend

& you held my hand and took me right back to times we had