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What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink. |
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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. |
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They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. |
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The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. |
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The trouble with life is there's no background music. |
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.. |
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A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" |
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My friend: So Batman turned into Batman because he was bit by a bat right??? |
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Get on your knees, |
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I wonder if i will evr meet somone thats nice, intelligent, sane & interesting. Probably not. & evn if someone like that crossd my path his pleasant demeanor would end up a mask, and under it would be a serial killer with a chainsaw fetish |