Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • I wonder if i will evr meet somone thats nice, intelligent, sane & interesting. Probably not. & evn if someone like that crossd my path his pleasant demeanor would end up a mask, and under it would be a serial killer with a chainsaw fetish

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  • When i Started Flirtin With The Hustle ; Failure Became My Ex.
    Now Im Engaged To The Game
    And Married To Success !

    by Unknown
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  • Yuh kno tht quote ; little animals are more afraid of yuh more then u r of it ; does tht also go for boys? lol

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  • You've beaten that concept so hard its now dating chris brown.

    by Chelsey
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  • Boys are like nappies...always on your ass, to hard to change and forever full of shit

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  • You know what? You can walk out that door and keep on walking... Because you never shut up and you're always talking.

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  • I don't like being an object. especially not an object with boobs. eyes on the face sweetie.

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  • HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids

    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

    -- Kristen, age 10

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  • WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

    On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

    -- Martin, age 10

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  • HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

    -- Kelvin, age 8

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