Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.

    - - Curt, age 7

    by Cotton Candy Clouds
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  • WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

    I'd run h ome and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

    -- Craig, age 9

    by Cotton Candy Clouds
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  • Do you work at subway?

    Because you gave me a footlong:)

    [lmfao.]

    Pick up line i saw somewhere!

    by UntilYouBreakMyHeart221
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  • I offered my Honor,
    She Honored my offer,
    and all night long,
    it was Honor and Offer... ;)

    by Rusty
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  • I kissed a girl and i liked it,
    then i went to hell.

    by alyssaaaa
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  • Love.............is a verb here in my room! =D

    by mick
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  • Hubby, this is my wifey. Wifey, this is my ho.

    by Tony
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  • If you can't forget things when you're drunk, sorrywhatcan't I?

    by Ed or Ian Henderson
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  • Those Who Dare Not Risk The Thorn, Should Never Crave The Rose

    by sammie
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  • Easy Girls Open Their Legs...
    Smart Girls Open Thier Minds...
    And
    Foolish Girls Open Their Hearts...

    by xCezx
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