Chicken: "you go first..."
Cat: " no you go..."
Chicken: " no..."
Cat: "chicken!!!!"
Chicken: " Pussy!!!!"

You look much pretty in those clothes n thinking of you with out 'em huh itz pretty much to me.. :)

I'm an angel, honest! These horns are just to keep my halo up.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

Ohk...may be it would've been unusual if you were with me.. :)

I think u should've asked right people cuz all those who claim to know me are just wrong..!!

She:thank you..:)
me:I wish i could say welcome..
but you are already in.!! :D

No matter what, I'll wait right here for you forever...

Pssh, I'm out!

Of all the things about me that could frighten you,
You worry about my driving.

Teacher: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!
Me: No, just guys that I wanna call "daddy".