Save water
shower with me:)

My brother has excellent qualities- among them a walled town.

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.

"Voting is just like driving, if you want to go backward, choose 'R' & if you want to go forwards, choose 'D' :)"

So i went to a dance,
and danced with a boy.

but then i saw him in proper light
and blamed the darkness.

My ultimate goal is to live forever..so far so good..

:))

It's not stalking...
It's more of an aggressive shadowing...

Hmm Not sure if i heard this somewhere or not...but I figured it might be good for a laugh...

Can you handle a girl who can tolerate more pain than you??

Its better to be single then tied down cause some stupid little witch will knock u till the ground!

If u asked me what I thought of her. . .
I'd be perfectly honest with u and say. . . .
She's a Wh0r3. . .
But U ain't gonna ask me so I'll stay quiet!!