Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • My brother has excellent qualities- among them a walled town.

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  • Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.

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  • "Voting is just like driving, if you want to go backward, choose 'R' & if you want to go forwards, choose 'D' :)"

    by ayla
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  • So i went to a dance,
    and danced with a boy.

    but then i saw him in proper light
    and blamed the darkness.

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  • My ultimate goal is to live forever..so far so good..

    :))

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  • It's not stalking...
    It's more of an aggressive shadowing...

    Hmm Not sure if i heard this somewhere or not...but I figured it might be good for a laugh...

    by William
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  • Can you handle a girl who can tolerate more pain than you??

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  • Its better to be single then tied down cause some stupid little witch will knock u till the ground!

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  • If u asked me what I thought of her. . .
    I'd be perfectly honest with u and say. . . .
    She's a Wh0r3. . .
    But U ain't gonna ask me so I'll stay quiet!!

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  • I have no big toy but i have a big heart

    by joeam
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