I have no big toy but i have a big heart

I'm a b***h, a classy one.
You're a b***h, the nasty one.

&i admit wen it comes to spending time with u baby im a greedy b****!<3

Friendship is like pissing your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel it's true warmth.

I wish your name was homework...cause then you'd be hard and i'd be doing you on my desk right now

The sad thing is that you have no social life.
The funny thing is that it's not enough punishment.

Have you every considered a career as a crash dummy?

You know those extermination places?? i wonder if they can get rid of ex boyfriends....

A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
— Rodney Dangerfield

* You must be a good runner,
Because you are always running in my mind,
You must be a good thief,
Because you have stolen my heart,
And I am always a bad shooter,
Because I miss you always.*

:)