Pisssst....here's a little secret........i'm wanna kiss u until ur lips r sore

=P

I love you like a fat kid loves chocolate cake!!! mmmm... =)

With him it was familiar safe but wrong. with u it's new, scary, but so right...

my boyfriend rocks!

I love you like how a lonely man loves watching porn!

Save a whistle, blow a lifegaurd

I'm not staring at your butt;
I'm just admiring your back pockets

The devil wears prada :)

The statistics on insanity are that 1 in ever 4 people is suffering from some form of mental illness-
Think of your 3 best friends.
If they're okay, then it's you.

If i WANTED to hear from an a-hole, I'd fart

Guys are like bubble rap...they look tough, but are really fragile...one little thing can make them explode...and they are extremely loud when they do!