The world was so perfect but then humans came along and just screwed it up for the rest of us.

I'll save you in my heart, and pull you out on a rainy day.

&&He said:

"I don't know why you wear a bra, you don't
have anything to put in one."

So She Said:

"You wear pants, don't you?

xD

Random girl: but he said i'm the best damn thing he's ever seen

I: girl your probably the only thing he's ever seen

There's a lady in france
who boarded a street car with no pants
everyone F**ked her
except the conductor
Because he went off in his pants

In the garden of eden stood adam
Rubbing the ass of his madam
as he cuckles with merth
he knows on this earth
There are 2 balls
and he has them all

Oh, you're being a jacka*ss.
It must be an even numbered day.
I do so prefer the odd numbered days,
When you're kissing my a*ss for a favour!

Veronica Mars

"The dole is my shepherd, I shall not work."

Bobby Thompson

IS MY LIFE..I WILL LIVE HOW I CHOOSE

Its a spiicy meat ball ehehe

lindseys hilarious random things come from her!! =]