You feeling me… Well Stop that!

WHATS YOURS IS MINE..
AND WHATS MINE IS MINE...

ME ANS MAH SISTERS QUOTE!!!

He is soo last weekend

Husband: I bet you can't make me happy and sad at the same time
wife: oh yea? Your cock is bigger than your brother's.

If you prefer your tires round....
i suggest you never cheat!

*haha ya asswhole try gettin around now!*

Baby lets do some MATHS

ADD the BED
SUBTRACT the CLOTHES
DIVIDE the LEGS
&
LETS MULTIPLY!!!!

-Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and J.Holiday died!!

You know why, right?

-Lil Wayne choked on a lollipop
-Chris Brown ran out of air
-J.Holiday suffocated

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"He looked at me and laughed. Then I burst laughing too. How funny-looking he must have felt himself when he looked at me."

If someone tells you to pour your yogurt all over their parfet, it's time for you to run.

Don't let a guy run his string cheese through your grater before you're married.