Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking

You feeling me… Well Stop that!

WHATS YOURS IS MINE..
AND WHATS MINE IS MINE...

ME ANS MAH SISTERS QUOTE!!!

He is soo last weekend

Husband: I bet you can't make me happy and sad at the same time
wife: oh yea? Your cock is bigger than your brother's.

If you prefer your tires round....
i suggest you never cheat!

*haha ya asswhole try gettin around now!*

Baby lets do some MATHS

ADD the BED
SUBTRACT the CLOTHES
DIVIDE the LEGS
&
LETS MULTIPLY!!!!

-Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and J.Holiday died!!

You know why, right?

-Lil Wayne choked on a lollipop
-Chris Brown ran out of air
-J.Holiday suffocated

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"He looked at me and laughed. Then I burst laughing too. How funny-looking he must have felt himself when he looked at me."

If someone tells you to pour your yogurt all over their parfet, it's time for you to run.