If we could bottle your luck we would have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands

--Eclipse--Edward Cullen--

U know why the sea is so salted?...coz God put in u aLL the sugar...:D:D

Oo I wouLd Like to be ugLy for 1 minute..:D:D(Like u)

GIrLs never worry abowt being a DiMe because a rEaL man doesn't carry ChAnGe.

You can't fix a broken heart, try as you might it will never be completely fixed. There is only one alternative, DUCTTAPE!! *laughs hysterically*

Ohio is for lovers

Not funny.. or disgusting..
D E L I C I O U S ! yumm..:P

Idiotaa.. no entendi el final!
this one is cooler!;)
but i did not write it..
Your chances of getting hit by a lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and say “storms suck”
hate you beach!

There was once a girl named maria laura. and se was soo stupid but soo stupid..
that i started crying bcause..
In 2009 the government will start killing all mentally challenged people.
and im one of them!:S :P
i hate you Bush!(K)

I want to be his favorite hello and hardest good-bye