Who said guys were the only playas!!

Life is short. Death is long.

If Cinderella’s glass slipper fit so perfectly…
I wonder why it fell off along the way?
I can’t help but think that it was on purpose, to attract the prince’s affections....
tst tsk tsk
old flirting style....

My wife said I was so fat that if the starving were cannibals I could feed half the world. I said we should donate BOTH our bodies and end world hunger in one go. And now she's not talking to me. Charming!

From A Smile :)
To A Grin :D
To A Loveheart ("v")
To A Sin ;)

~FountainsOfBlood

Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seats cause kids-not by me

There is a difference between being a "harlotte" and just having fun.

by tory

Friend: Our relationship is going down the drain!!
Me: Call the Plumber!!

If ur world is spinning round n round,
Ur heart is beating fast and fast..
Do u think its love?
No,no its called high blood pressure..

My baby gave me this
my baby gave me that
but what he for got to give me was my pretty pink hat