Sex is like a joke....some people get it and some people dont.

Who said guys were the only playas!!

Life is short. Death is long.

If Cinderella’s glass slipper fit so perfectly…
I wonder why it fell off along the way?
I can’t help but think that it was on purpose, to attract the prince’s affections....
tst tsk tsk
old flirting style....

My wife said I was so fat that if the starving were cannibals I could feed half the world. I said we should donate BOTH our bodies and end world hunger in one go. And now she's not talking to me. Charming!

From A Smile :)
To A Grin :D
To A Loveheart ("v")
To A Sin ;)

~FountainsOfBlood

Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seats cause kids-not by me

There is a difference between being a "harlotte" and just having fun.

by tory

Friend: Our relationship is going down the drain!!
Me: Call the Plumber!!

If ur world is spinning round n round,
Ur heart is beating fast and fast..
Do u think its love?
No,no its called high blood pressure..