P: It's so cold, i hav the world's smallest penis right now..
Me: ..You probly hav the world's smallest penis anyway :P

lol

Him: Why are you wearing a bra ? Not like you have anything to put in there...
Her: You wear pants, don't you ?

This is for the guys.....
"To get a girl's attention, you need a girl's advice."

Boy: yeah i am in total control of you just admit it
girl: whatever
boy: i mean anyone can see that i wear the pants in the relationship
girl: ok well u may wear the pants but i control the zipper so who is in control now ?

actual conversation : )

Smile, it makes people wonder what your thinking.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma...

Dont fall in love
dont believe the bullshit
just have fun!!!

@$$

Clearly hes not worth it if hes making you cry!

You Smell!