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Ang: She`s bringin an adult salad |
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The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes - naturally, nobody wants to live any other way. |
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Boys are like dogs... they always try to stick their nose up your skirt and want to hump your leg. |
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Sometimes when you get stuck in a situtation that you don't want to be in and you just can't get your foot out of the juter, set the car to drive and move on. |
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If in doubt,... |
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Oh come on. it's just your soul. it's not like you need it right?...right? |
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Life is a journey, only for people who believe chickens gone wild. |
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I was thinking about love and realized i couldn't figure out why cupid was chosen to represent valentine's day. when i think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon! |
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Having a guy break your heart and say "we can still be friends" is like your dog dying and your mom saying "you can still keep it." |
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Alcohol; |