Alcohol;
Some of the Best Times
Youll Never Remember.

I love my boyfriend,
yes i do.
he's for me,
and not for u.
But if by chance u steal my place,
I'll take my fist and punch ur face. =]

~saw it on a shirt and luv it!~

I SAiD "UR KRAZy"
AND HE REPLiED "yEA BOUT yU"
=]]
-LULU BBy-

Your cookies are sweet,...
Your hams are tender,...
I love you because your
the opposite gender.

lOl....My boyfriend actually wrote this in my Valentine's Day Card this year.....

If loving you could cruicify jesus christ i would rather kill him the second time

"Ive always been a lover not a fighter, condoms are cheaper then swords"

It hurts to look back.....but your to scared to look ahead.

Oh, you have strait A's. Well my A's are bisexual.

not mine but i liked it.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? cuz i swear i can see myself in your jeans.

:D

Boys are like purses:
they're cute
they're full of crap
and you can easily replace them