Trying to win a woman is like trying to win poker. If you try to win through a bluff and she calls, you lose. If you raise too early she'll get scared and fold and you'll only end up with a few chips.

Boys are stupid throw rocks at them

MONEY+POWER=RESPECT

FIRST COMES RESPECT THEN COMES THE REST

Boys are born with a stuipid gene, sometimes it acts up.

So I hear your a good cook... You should come round one night and cook me breakfast ;)

I never played hard to get; But then again, I'm impossible to forget. =)

Some boys are just too clueless for their own good.

Please god if you can't make me thin..
Make my friends fat!!

(hahahhahahah)

Roses are red, violets are blue, i'll flush you in the toilet when i'm done with you!