State the obvious i didnt get my perfect fantasy... i realize you loved yourself more than could ever love me... so go and tell your friends that im obsessive and crazy... thats fine ill tell mine your GAY!

*Taylor Swift Lyric for Picture to burn*

Go ahead, kiss her. I hope she bites your lip and you choke on the blood.

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

To air is to be human a but to forgive is devine

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ;]

BoYz ArE lIkE tOiLeTs
ThEy ArE eItHeR oCcUpIeD
oR fUlL oF cRaP

(GINGERBREAD MAN) The perfect man: cute,quite,& sweet but If he goes stale you can always bite his head off

I NEED YOU LIKE A SUPERHERO NEEDS HIS SIDEKICK !

To get over someone you have to get under someone.

(friend hangs up phone)
Friend: ah wat an ass holeee.
Me: Marine ex?
Friend: No my dad.
Me: oh...

[you had to be there to laugh about it. it was hilarious]