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*I have an idea. Let's stand next to our cars and see which one goes faster.* |
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State the obvious i didnt get my perfect fantasy... i realize you loved yourself more than could ever love me... so go and tell your friends that im obsessive and crazy... thats fine ill tell mine your GAY! |
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Go ahead, kiss her. I hope she bites your lip and you choke on the blood. |
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. |
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To air is to be human a but to forgive is devine |
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Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ;] |
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BoYz ArE lIkE tOiLeTs |
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(GINGERBREAD MAN) The perfect man: cute,quite,& sweet but If he goes stale you can always bite his head off |
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I NEED YOU LIKE A SUPERHERO NEEDS HIS SIDEKICK ! |
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To get over someone you have to get under someone. |