(friend hangs up phone)
Friend: ah wat an ass holeee.
Me: Marine ex?
Friend: No my dad.
Me: oh...

[you had to be there to laugh about it. it was hilarious]

I didn't mean to giggle
But when I saw it, .... hahha it was TINY!!

If ugliness was a raindrop, you'd be an ocean

Heres to the guys that love me,
the losers that lost me,
and the lucky bastards who get to meet me

Date like a man so u dont get played like a byoch

So you think you're all that and a bag of chips?

well i'm all that and a box of skittles...

SO TASTE THE RAINB0W BiiTCH!

Supported by the Mafia...you hit me..we hit you

What if the whole world farted at once.....

So I ran into my EX the other day....
Threw it in reverse and hit him again... :D

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL LONELY GIRL, WHO ALL SHE WANTED IS LOVE. BUT NO ONE LOVES HER.

THE END