If you want the rainbow you must face the rain, if you want the love you must face the pain

I'm Blonde, what's Ur excuse?

GOLD FISHES are like CRACK to babies.

A wise monkey never monkeys around with another monkey's monkey.

Kids In The Back Seat Don't Cause Accidents!
Accidents In The Back Seat Causes Kids!!
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~FountainsOfBlood

What do u get when u cross a donkey with an onion?
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A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye!

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not mine

I like to tell people that i cannot answer any questions cuase i don't know anything!

Did you know that chocolate releases a drug in your brain that makes you feel like you do when your in love? SO F**K BOYS, I GOTTA KIT-KAT!!

Biitch Dont confuse hate with jealously.

J: what if-- hypothetically speaking, this guy liked this grl and they were good frnds? wat do u think would happen?

amy: hypothetically-- i wouldnt like you anyways.