"I'm with you, because me and stupid just weren't working."

"Tell God your plans, He'll think about it and laugh. If he really likes it. It might come true"

Chocolate...somethings are worth the weight.

i used to skinny dip, now i chunky dunk

"the cutest kittens have the sharpest claws"

-agsm

A penny for your thoughts
a nickle for a kiss
a dime if you tell me that you love me ....
imagine what i'd do for a quater

--frm my lil sis (lol)

Oh yeah?
well..he only likes you for your big fatt butt!

" I wasn't kissing him... I was telling his lips a secret!!!"

Here lies the body of jonathan blake stepped on the gas in stead of the break

Jealously is a sick disease.
Get better soon haters

My friends are the type of friends who if asked to pick your poison they'll point at me.