Hi
Can you be my piano?
So i can play you for hours

Friends are like jelly babies
Never there when you need them

Roses are red voilets are blue,
sugar is sweet are you are too.

Love is for losers
and I guess I'm one of them

If you don't like me
There is nothing I can do
Newsflash B***h
I DON'T LIVE TO PLEASE YOU

There are times when i fall in luv with sumone new, but i always seem to find myself back in luv with u

Why do the numbers on a phone and the numbers on a calculator go different ways?

If i throw a stick, Will you leave??

Here I sit broken hearted.
Tried to Sh** but only farted

I WANT TO TAKE U TO BIRGER KING N BUY YOU A WHOPPER CUS YOUR MY SHOW STOPPER!!