A dozen roses- $32
Dinner for two- $57
Hotel room at the Hilton- $320
The look on his face when she says she's on her period- PRICELESS

Men are like toilets... all the good ones are taken and the rest are full of crap!

I bet my boyfriend's more well-trained than yours!

One... the number feared by bigamists.

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Remember;
It's better to love a loser,
then to lose a lover.

A friend will bail you out of jail. a best friend will be sitting with you in a jail saying "Damn that was fun!!"

Why are men like clouds?

because as soon as they go away the world becomes a brighter place

Love Thy Enemy....only if she looks nice
Thou shall not covet thy neighbour's wife...if she's been widowed twice :)

Wise man once said "i don't knoww ask a woman"