Getting your nails done-$20
Getting your hair done-$50
New outfit-$100
Dinner-$50
Finding out he eats pussy-PRICELESSSSSSS.

=)

i thought it was funny.

If first you dont Succeed F%CK the world and smoke some weed

My name is leanna, remember that, youll be screamin it later :p

Is it a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

I just wanted to let you all know that my sack hurts, that is all.

Someone is thinking about porn....... ok its me

Porn?

SAVE WATER
SHOWER WITH ME =]

Yea this boi is sexy
yea this boi is fine
but b*tc*es u better back da fuk up
cuz this man is mine!

I have two friends named Danial,
lalala, one big and tall one small and short,
lalala i call them, Bid D and Small D,
And the Small D always say,
"I feel insulted,,,"
lalala