Remember when a guy sweaps you off your feet, he also has the opertunitey to drop you on your a**...

Love May Be Blind, But DAMN....I Sure Ain't

Love may be blind, but... (looks up and down)... DAMN!

"According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they
notice about a women are their eyes. And women say
the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch
of liars."

- Jay Leno

Friends will pick up what you dropped, Best Friends will tell you you dropped it and keep walking:P

Friends will take care of you when you get beat up, Best Friends will beat the shit out of the person that did it to you

Friends will help you with your homework, Best Friends will laugh when you get Fs

Friends will comfort you when you get dumped, Best Friends will run right up to him and yell "ITS CAUSE YOUR GAY ISNT IT??!"

Friends will help you when you fall, Best Friends will laugh and trip you again:)

You know your boyfriend is gay when he's prettier than you.