You know your boyfriend is gay when he's prettier than you.

Im not impatient
i just dont like waiting for people

Im not concedied
i just think im perfect

You never remember it untill its too late

*message y friend sent me*

OMG!! i just got a phone call of god, he sed one of his angels is missing, Shhhhhhhhh i didnt tell him where you were

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You might not be able to find the right guy but you can always find the right donut!

Don't be silly wrap your willy!!!

haha that is what my friend sAID

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Yes I'm happily married. my wife says so